I just got an email. From someone who gives me their LJ name(which I won't share) and claims I've sent my "legions of whorish fansluts" after her to destroy her desire to write fanfiction and draw fanart.

I blinked at that bit, cause, you know, I totally missed the fact I had not just whorish fansluts, but legions of them. *pokes this so called legion* I'm slow, you guys have to tell me these things.

She claims that she's gotten a great deal of so called hate mail, which was destroying her creativity and killed her muses in "a sordid, bloody massacure of epic proportions".

Yes, spelled that way. *is copying and pasting bits*

After a bit of hunting, I found out that, apparently, she has a ff.net account. One where, almost two years ago, I made a comment to her about how having Author's Notes every three lines through the fic was a bit distracting. I actually got a mentioned on her profile as the hag who doesn't know good writing if it bit me.

Apparently, she's recently been getting more people who have been telling her the same thing. *finds this amusing because I was obviously an idiot according to her, but, look, others agree*

So, she apparently does this huge search, which she details, in great detail and hilarious misspellings(not that I'm any better, I know)about how she tracked all of them down to LJ. And there, behold the wonder, I'm a common friend to all of them. Along with a few others. But, as I was the one who had commented on it before, it was obviously my fault that they were telling her to learn how to write.

I'm not sure if I should be horrified or highly amused. *will go with highly amused*

Though I'm still amused I apparently am still hated two years after the fact, as I've never said anything to this girl since.

People are so -odd- at times.

Edit: I've gotten two people who want to sign up to join my Legion of Whorish Fansluts. Any other people wanna join? I'll have to bribe someone to make an icon for it.... *ponders*

Edit the sequel: Well, you can't have a legion of Whorish fansluts and not even attempt to make an icon. So, here is my craptastic attempt.

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From: [identity profile] illianaka.livejournal.com


She has way too much free time if she's actually hunting all this information down. She should spend that time editing her stories. :/

From: [identity profile] artimusdin.livejournal.com


*baffled* What the hell? So apparently that comment you left was so traumatizing for her that she now blames you for... everything. Including global warming. Lovely. You know, some people have far too much time on their hands.

From: [identity profile] chofi.livejournal.com

"Go forth, my hooker army!"


Dude, I want a legion of whorish fansluts. Then I can totally start referencing MacHall whenever I send them to constructively critique a piece.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com

Re: "Go forth, my hooker army!"


I was all "Hey, I missed the memo on this. When did I obtain this legion? Cause, you know, I could have been putting it to damn good use."

And yay MacHall. I met the creators at Otakon.

From: [identity profile] ambreyedkiller.livejournal.com


I shall join you legion. It shall be glorious. I only have one question. Can I laugh manically?


From: [identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com


...The hell? Wow, that girl is paranoid. I mean, sure, you're evil, but only 'cause you keep tormenting your fans by leaving off at cliffhangers. Bleh...

Oooo, I want to be a part of your legion! *smirk* It should be fun.

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From: [identity profile] life-rune.livejournal.com


Rit here too lazy to log out of new rp account.

Oh noers her bubble has been busted. You ruined her lifeeeee whine whine. Never mind her writing needs a truck load of improvement and everyone is seeing that too. The fact she took the time to track all this down? That's just so pathetically sad I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

Zack you have another for your legion. <3

From: [identity profile] shini-tenshi.livejournal.com


I definitely wanna join! I hate writers who do that kind of stuff, and being part of a legion would be totally kickass :D

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


*grins* We have cookies. And they are served by bishies in towels and oil. *nods*

From: [identity profile] lessien22.livejournal.com


LOL! I'm sorry, but the bits that you have pasted are hilarious! What a drama queen. And tracing it back to you... *laughing again*

Sadly, the majority of authors on ff.net are just... terrible. Constructive criticism does no good, because people like that can't accept that they might need improvement.

I want to join! Where do I sign up?



From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Right here. Grab and icon and a pointy object and grab a bishie with cookies.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


I'm obviously not good at it, as it took me two years to do.

But, still, kinda cool.

From: [personal profile] marmaladecat


*salutes*

Whorish fanslut at your service, mistress!

You know, you just can't help some people. *shrugs* She'll get over it, or maybe wangst herself right out of fandom with any luck.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


But now I have a legion of whorish fansluts. Take an icon, and a sharp object.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


*grins* I had just gotten that link.

Join in, grab a weapon and an icon. We'll crush all sorts of bad writers.

From: [identity profile] elanor-pam.livejournal.com


Are you going to conquer the world? I'm in!

Really, there should be an Evil Overwriter list, just like the Evil Overlord one. XD

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


We should start one. The NoNO list for BadWriters.

Or something like that. Grab and icon and a weapon and join in.

From: [identity profile] lessien22.livejournal.com


Okay, I made an icon for you. Not real flashy or anything, but it gets the message across.

I um, just don't know how to get it to you.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


my email is icedark_elf at yahoo.com

Feel free to send me shiny! *glees*

From: [identity profile] tripoverhercats.livejournal.com


Hmm, I don't have a really good laughing my ass off icon, so here's Fizzgig...

So she publicly gets snarky at you, is hurt when other people critique her writing and blames you for it all?

You're quite right. People are odd.

The pit of voles. If it wasn't for a small handful of really good writers there... **clings to Vathara**

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


*clings to her as well*

She's so shiny. Why does she only update there.

From: [identity profile] pegunicent.livejournal.com


I don't want sharp and shiny, I want blunt and heavy. They hurt more, and you'd be amazed the sheer amount of pulvarizing damage a person can live through as long as you avoid crushing the skull or rupturing major organs.

......I never venture there and I rarely leave critique simply because I don't want people to find me. I like being the ninja in the shadows that cracks your spine with a quarterstaff.

Ninjaaaaaaa.

From: [identity profile] slaveofmydreams.livejournal.com


You had a legion and I didn't know about it? These two years have been a lie! *dramatic Komui sobs*

Can I join? Because Tiki likes to experiment on the diet his Tease get. And Rodo...well Rhode is in it for the bloodshed.

*grabs Rabi's Hammer and holds it to chest as she gives the pleading look*

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Hey, I just found out this morning. And I started recruiting. Grab an icon and a weapon.

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From: [identity profile] tir-synni.livejournal.com


That girl has no idea what she started. *glances down at clothes* And these are not appropriate for a member of a legion of whorish fansluts. I wonder where I left my leather outfit . . . *trots off*

From: [identity profile] gryphonchik.livejournal.com


*bounces* I wanna join!! *pets Attack Gryphlets* I should go get my nice steel toe boots polished.... I'm sure they'll be useful!

From: [identity profile] seanmonster.livejournal.com


I don't want to join the Legion, but I'll offer my services as "Strategic Adviser".

Also, I going to totally use "massacure" in the comic.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Woot! We need advisers.

Oh, if you look at the post with the colorbar I made, someone made better ones, shinies ones.

From: [identity profile] forgottenlover.livejournal.com


What position does my status of wife get? ::crawls into lap::

From: [identity profile] mist-walker.livejournal.com


Hi ::waves:: I am a total fanslut for you. Though I haven't reviewed before and only found you about 3 months ago. May I join your legion? ::holds up right hand:: I swear to adore you, hold sacrifices of really good chocolate cake and wine in your name and actually review your stories.::sheepish grin:: So ::bounces:: can I join?

Shade and Sweet Water
Mist_Walker

From: [identity profile] empty-geas.livejournal.com


*brings a pen and a sword and joins the line to sign up*

From: [identity profile] omega-shadow197.livejournal.com


A Legion. Cool. I'm in. Let's go. Where's the party?
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