I just got an email. From someone who gives me their LJ name(which I won't share) and claims I've sent my "legions of whorish fansluts" after her to destroy her desire to write fanfiction and draw fanart.

I blinked at that bit, cause, you know, I totally missed the fact I had not just whorish fansluts, but legions of them. *pokes this so called legion* I'm slow, you guys have to tell me these things.

She claims that she's gotten a great deal of so called hate mail, which was destroying her creativity and killed her muses in "a sordid, bloody massacure of epic proportions".

Yes, spelled that way. *is copying and pasting bits*

After a bit of hunting, I found out that, apparently, she has a ff.net account. One where, almost two years ago, I made a comment to her about how having Author's Notes every three lines through the fic was a bit distracting. I actually got a mentioned on her profile as the hag who doesn't know good writing if it bit me.

Apparently, she's recently been getting more people who have been telling her the same thing. *finds this amusing because I was obviously an idiot according to her, but, look, others agree*

So, she apparently does this huge search, which she details, in great detail and hilarious misspellings(not that I'm any better, I know)about how she tracked all of them down to LJ. And there, behold the wonder, I'm a common friend to all of them. Along with a few others. But, as I was the one who had commented on it before, it was obviously my fault that they were telling her to learn how to write.

I'm not sure if I should be horrified or highly amused. *will go with highly amused*

Though I'm still amused I apparently am still hated two years after the fact, as I've never said anything to this girl since.

People are so -odd- at times.

Edit: I've gotten two people who want to sign up to join my Legion of Whorish Fansluts. Any other people wanna join? I'll have to bribe someone to make an icon for it.... *ponders*

Edit the sequel: Well, you can't have a legion of Whorish fansluts and not even attempt to make an icon. So, here is my craptastic attempt.

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From: [identity profile] illianaka.livejournal.com


She has way too much free time if she's actually hunting all this information down. She should spend that time editing her stories. :/

From: [identity profile] artimusdin.livejournal.com


*baffled* What the hell? So apparently that comment you left was so traumatizing for her that she now blames you for... everything. Including global warming. Lovely. You know, some people have far too much time on their hands.

From: [identity profile] chofi.livejournal.com

"Go forth, my hooker army!"


Dude, I want a legion of whorish fansluts. Then I can totally start referencing MacHall whenever I send them to constructively critique a piece.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com

Re: "Go forth, my hooker army!"


I was all "Hey, I missed the memo on this. When did I obtain this legion? Cause, you know, I could have been putting it to damn good use."

And yay MacHall. I met the creators at Otakon.

From: [identity profile] ambreyedkiller.livejournal.com


I shall join you legion. It shall be glorious. I only have one question. Can I laugh manically?


From: [identity profile] flurry0fflames.livejournal.com


If being whorish is involved, then Axel's on the case! *strikes sexy poses*

From: [identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com


...The hell? Wow, that girl is paranoid. I mean, sure, you're evil, but only 'cause you keep tormenting your fans by leaving off at cliffhangers. Bleh...

Oooo, I want to be a part of your legion! *smirk* It should be fun.

From: [identity profile] life-rune.livejournal.com


Rit here too lazy to log out of new rp account.

Oh noers her bubble has been busted. You ruined her lifeeeee whine whine. Never mind her writing needs a truck load of improvement and everyone is seeing that too. The fact she took the time to track all this down? That's just so pathetically sad I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard.

Zack you have another for your legion. <3

From: [identity profile] shini-tenshi.livejournal.com


I definitely wanna join! I hate writers who do that kind of stuff, and being part of a legion would be totally kickass :D

From: [identity profile] lessien22.livejournal.com


LOL! I'm sorry, but the bits that you have pasted are hilarious! What a drama queen. And tracing it back to you... *laughing again*

Sadly, the majority of authors on ff.net are just... terrible. Constructive criticism does no good, because people like that can't accept that they might need improvement.

I want to join! Where do I sign up?



From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


*grins* We have cookies. And they are served by bishies in towels and oil. *nods*

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Right here. Grab and icon and a pointy object and grab a bishie with cookies.

From: [identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com


And what evil shall you have your legion of whorish fansluts do? 'Cause really, you can't have a legion and not do evil with it.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Mmm, Light....

No, Light can not join the Balthier/Cloud pairing in my head. Shush, muses. You still owe me a Light/L/Misa fic.

I think our first goal shall to go out and smack people upside the head for using the term yaoi wrong. *has spent the last week explaining to various people that, no, slash and yaoi are -not- the exact shame thing and interchangeable*

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


I'm obviously not good at it, as it took me two years to do.

But, still, kinda cool.

From: [identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com


*blinksu* But isn't that good? We need to do something *evil*. *pout* Com'on, it'll be fun...
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