Special post-Stupid Zombies

[icedark_elf]

Just doing a special post as a call out to make sure everyone on my flist is okay.

I know a lot of people haven't made it, especially places with a lot of graveyards. The fact that so many cities got hit hard was a surprise, though.

We were working on the house when the first of them came out of the woods. Thankfully drills work wonders against them.

Zombies.

Why did it have to be -zombies-?

At least the people at this site seem to have a damn clue what is going on.

Got part of the crew over, and at least we have plenty of room. And we got the place fixed up. Going to try the rest of them tomorrow, though not sure if the phones are going to last that long. If they don't, and you guys see this, wait till daylight and use a good, sturdy car. Roads are pretty clear, and zombies apparently splat pretty easy. Been watching good ol' boys in trucks roam up and down the roams with the grills on their trucks, running the things down.

Those of you who are trapped, good luck. Hope to see you all soon, and hopefully not in that flesh eatin' way.

Time to go take my watch in a bit, though at least we're keeping our sense of humor up. Otherwise all the Army of Darkness and Living Dead quotes wouldn't be tossed around like this. Plus we're passing the Zombie Survival Guide around.

Catch you all on the flip side. Hopefully bite free.

Comments

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

I'm not dead yet! [/monty python]

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Make sure you stay that way. I got too many things to blame on you, so you can't die yet.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

I'll do my best to make sure I don't get dead! Or undead! I've got my boomstick loaded and ready. *sparkles*

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Boomsticks are good.

Of course, we've been yelling "Toss me the boomstick" at each other all day.

Zombies stink.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Boomsticks are great. And what's even better, in the south, just about everybody (alive) has at least one! <3 Sharing is caring!

Sounds like fun. *grins*

Well duh, they're decomposing flesh animated. What'd ya expect? Them to smell like sunshine and daiseys?

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

At this rate we're going to have to send a group out tomorrow to toss them in the field across the road and burn them. Like they don't make our lives hard enough. Stupid zombies.

I have gun-nuts for friends, and they know to break into gun shops and places to raid for ammo and things.

We're insane, but at least we're well armed and well supplied insane.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Just make sure it's broad daylight out. No clouds or anything. And yeah, well-armed and insane describes a lot of the South.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Of course. And we got a nice, clear section around the house.

We're talking about using a couple of rope ladders and climbing down from the second story window so we don't compromise the security on the first floor.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Just make a contingency plan in case someone gets injured while out there. After all, all those zombies attacking would cause accidents and whatnot, so there's a chance of that.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

We got one. If anyone gets bit, they are walking out there with a homemade bomb and a whistle. Cause they aren't getting back in the house, and we'll take them down and take their stuff if they don't do it willingly.

Otherwise they're getting their ass dragged back in and tended to. After the initial rush, though, it didn't seem to bad. Hope it stays that way.

Good thing most of us know what to expect. And are following the traveling patterns fairly closely. Most of them seemed stumped by the river.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Good. ... well crap, just saw a zombie-dog. ;___; Not fair. *goes to get her boomstick*

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Damn. Second report I've heard about zombie animals.

Saw a herd of cows stampeding earlier. Zombies really are going after everything, it seems.

So much for fresh meat for a while.

Damnit, why didn't Survivorman ever cover Zombie Invasion. We should totally write and request he do that one.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

... actually, I just saw him go after another zombie. So I think we're safe from the animals? Or he's just really, really confused.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I wonder why that is?

Knowing my luck, it'll be just that it was a pissy dog who liked chewing on people.

Now I wonder if animals just try to each their own species?

Cow zombies are making me laugh.

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

Yay, more of my flist has made it! Best of luck to you, don't get bitten!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

You too. No bitties for you. I like having non-zombied friends.

And I'll send that game to you as soon as I have the postage for it, btw.

[kalikamaxwell.livejournal.com]

Yay, shiny for me! One can never waste enough time I guess. XD

[qc-heartless.livejournal.com]

nghhdsoilllllllaaaaaddjmKKKK,mjjjjjjjjjjjjjjkfadddddpoerbrains

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Well, poodoo. *gets shotgun*

[qc-heartless.livejournal.com]

jnheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelrdrrrlkneanlkdsklfojlfkjlfewnf,nsdc ,skmxncskdlkdsflkasdlkbraaaaaaaaaaaaains

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*makes a note to build a good sturdy shed and a heavy duty collar and leash.* I shall make you my pet, ala Shawn of the Dead.

[qc-heartless.livejournal.com]

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains. -chews on nearest fleshie bits, even though it are another zombie's arm.-

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Good zombie-Loz. Go on, eat its brain. You know you wanna.

[qc-heartless.livejournal.com]

-noms on brain- :3 arrrrooooonnnnggghhhh.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*cheers on zombie-Loz*

[qc-heartless.livejournal.com]

-wuggles and eats more of own kind-

[pegunicent.livejournal.com]

Well shit, time to find the shotgun Pa! And stir up some of that plastique Ma, we got com'ny commen.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*snorts* I just sat there and went "Commie and Zombies almost rhyme." And I have no idea where that came from.

My brain should not be taking this path of thoughts.

Yep, though, shotguns are good.

[tripoverhercats.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

Stay safe, remember those head shots.

Seattle's goinga bit nuts, yah for the fact that Zombies can't swim.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Your icon is awesome.

yeah, we got a lot falling into the river. Some are walking out, but most are getting swept downstream. Sucks for people further down the Ohio and the Mississippi, but they aren't here.

Heard all sorts of reports coming from your way. How you holding up?

[tripoverhercats.livejournal.com]

*heh* felt she was appropriate somehow. Aeris would be an awsome Zombie killer...

Well, the Sound is crazy.... we're holed up in our big building with some fairly good security. I'm less worried about zombies than panicing people though. Rushing out on their boats and killing each other. Trying our best to keep the traffic flowing.

Filled the bathtub full of water and dumped some huge bags of food out for the cats before I reported in... I think they'll be ok for a few weeks, by then I hope I can get back to them. They're on a second story apartment.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

She would be.

I can imagine. People panicking and stuff. Idiots. Same type, different flavor as the people road rallying them out here.

Got my animals with me, have to check them for bites.

Now I have to worry if animals can contaminate humans or not.

[kitty-cracknip.livejournal.com]

Good to hear you're okay! I'm a bit worried that half of my f-list may be zombie chow at this point...

I don't seem to be getting the worst of it yet--I'm in the middle of nowhere, and the house is elevated enough that the few infected ones who are out here can't reach the windows yet. I found four zombie goslings though, and that HAS to count for something on the WTF scale.
I've been running through the Zombie Survival Guide, but it's mostly a refresher course. It looks like I'm gonna make it. *crosses fingers*

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Zombie goslings. That's a new one. Yeah, on the WTF scale, that's pretty big.

I don't think we're in that much danger, just have to keep our spirits up is all. Keep waiting for one of the idiots running them down with trucks to get eaten.

Glad to know that the ZSG continues to prove useful. Stay safe, and hopefully we'll all pull through this.

[madamhydra.livejournal.com]

Not a zombie yet, but might be one soon.

::shakes a few heads experimentally::

Nope, nothing's liquified... so far! ::demented giggle::

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. You might want to have those looked at.

Or, if it's already too late, want to join my other zombie pet? I promise, lots of brains to eat.

[alydhe.livejournal.com]

I'm ALIVE! /Frankenstein moment

I heard up in Alaska their taking shelter in their ice fishing huts and cutting a mote out of the ice around them everyday. Hope that works out for 'em.

We're lucky there are so many damn caves in the Appalachians. We just cave in all entrances but one and hide it real well, keeping a guard on it constantly. We already lost Bubba, though, when he went to take a leak yesterday. It weren't pretty.

Good news is we discovered a new sport! Mama found Papaw's fishin' stash so now we throw a hunk of zombie meat wrapped a around a lit, long fused stick of dynamite onto the ground and watch those suckers gather 'round for the feast. Mary-Sue made a head go 30 feet. It probably would have gone farther, but it hit tree.

Stay safe and good aim!