Crack. For [livejournal.com profile] sakura_no_prey, as part of her bribefic for getting me shinies. *nods*

Wordcount: 149
Summary: Sephiroth gets the oddest reports.



Sephiroth read the report. Then he read it again, just to make sure. Then he looked at Zack. After studying the moment, he looked back at the report again. Just to make sure. Then he looked at Zack again.

“You invaded a country?”

A nod, and the man gave him a sheepish grin.

“By accident?”

Another nod.

“How?”

Zack shrugged. “It was dark, and Jacson was holding the map upside down, and, well, we didn’t realize that there -was- another country on this continent. Seph, when did we get another country here?”

“It’s not so much another country as a group of discontents that pretend they have one. So, basically, you got lost, got shot at, and defended yourselves?”

A nod. “Yep.”

Sephiroth sighed. “All right. I can accept that. But....” He paused, and looked at his second again.

“How did they end up declaring you their national enemy?”

From: [identity profile] ladynero.livejournal.com


*cackles* Only Zack would end up accidentally invading another country and getting declaired their national enemy....

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Zack isn't too sure how to feel about the national enemy. I mean, one hand, enemy, and he really doesn't feel like having more people try to kill him. On the other hand, he's a -national- enemy, and the only other person he knows who has a nation that hates him is Seph, so that's kinda cool.

He still confused on when another nation showed up where he found it.

From: [identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com


Now I can't help but wonder what Cloud and Aeris's reactions are... *snerk* Poor Seph, though. I can just imagine the paperwork this little incident caused...
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From: [personal profile] romyra


This gets the Silly Grin ™ award 'cause it made me smile all goofy like.

From: [identity profile] cheshire-sith.livejournal.com


Loved it! Inspired by this, by any chance?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6415531.stm

(I think Zack must have been in charge there too…)

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Apparently so. It was a requested fic from someone who had bribed me, and I was sitting there and trying to figure out how to do it, and she showed me that link, so I went with it. I was amused. *nods*

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


*chuckles* My favorite bit is when he's asking Seph when another country popped up.

From: [identity profile] dogmatix-san.livejournal.com


*snicker* With Zack, it's either national enemy or official pleasure diety, I suspect.
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From: [identity profile] alydhe.livejournal.com


Lol, what did he do? TP Fort Condor? *grin*

Also, was Cloud there? I can just imagine that that's what gave them away.

Cloud: Zack? What's wrong?
Zack: Does this map look...wrong to you?
Cloud: ...
Zack: I mean, isn't Kalm suppost to be...more north?
Cloud: ZAAAACK!
Fort Conder: INTRUDERS! WE'RE BEING INVADED! FIRE THE CANONS!

I know Zack said it was Jacson's fault but I think he's just trying to stay out of toilet cleaning duty. lol
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From: [identity profile] alydhe.livejournal.com


Lol, Cloud acts more and more like a puffed up chocobo everyday, doesn't he? *grin*

From: [identity profile] pyrotechnik.livejournal.com


I just love this.Although, in some way, I am reminded of that old movie "The Mouse that Roared". No clue why, but there you go. Also, may I friend you?

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


I've never heard of that movie, but it sounds interesting now.

And feel free. I just suck at friending back.
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