For [livejournal.com profile] artimusdin, who requested Gender bender materia.



“No.”

“Come on, it’ll be fun. And you’ll get to tell me what girls really do when they go to the bathroom in groups.”

“Make that never.”

“Come on, Spike, please?”

“What part of no don’t you get, Zack?”

Two sets of eyes, one glowing violet, the other bright blue, stared at each other, and Zack grinned. “You know you want to.”

“What part of “no” equals “I want to”, Zack? Tell me, because I need to be rid of it.”

Sephiroth was just watching this back and forth. “Zack, I am not sure what is going on, but I do not believe that Strife could pass himself off as a young lady, not matter how much you seem to wish otherwise.” He really was clueless, and something in the way Zack’s eyes lit up made him wish he hadn’t gotten involved.

“I don’t know, Seph,” Zack said. “With the right dress, some makeup, and doing something with that chocobo hair, I bet Spike could be a pretty good girl. However,” he crowed, ignoring Cloud’s squawk of indignation, he brandished a materia that looked faintly off color to Sephiroth. “That’s not the point. This deals with that.”

And, just like that, he cast something on Cloud, who squawked again. Something odd happened this time, and Sephiroth knew he heard a distinct change in Cloud’s voice. Wasn’t the boy too old for that?

Or, maybe on second thought, he was wrong about that. Blinking slightly, Sephiroth reached out and poked at the suddenly different form under the blue trooper shirt.

“Hey!” Cloud yelped, voice definitely higher. “Those are attached at the moment, though they better not be for long. Zack, turn me back!”

Well, wasn’t this interesting. “Zack, where did you get that materia?”

“Amazing what you find in the labs when you are bored and on duty. Lots of interesting materia they have up there, none of it fitting the normal colors. I tested it on other things first, and looked over the research notes. And it’s not like this isn’t something I haven’t done to myself or Spike before.”

Sephiroth paused. Zack had appeared like this before?

Interesting.

Fingers still resting on Cloud, who was starting to splutter and turn red, Sephiroth gave a long, considering look at Zack. Already his mind was offering several intriguing possibilities.

“Strife, calm down a moment. Zack, let me see that.”

He still didn’t know what they had been arguing about, but he had interesting plans of his own now.
ext_107527: (Steve Burton Cloud Strife)

From: [identity profile] shiny-glor-chan.livejournal.com


*snorts, giggles* Sephy-chan's a perv. Hehehe. Poor Cloud. Or is it yay for Cloud? Heheh... Very nice.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Yes, yes he is. Isn't it wonderful?

And Cloud isn't sure how to react to this. At all.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


Zack so does have this problem with asking. At least every time. I'm sure he's already talked to Cloud about using it before. Cloud just doesn't want to have it happen in front of other people.

From: [identity profile] ladynero.livejournal.com


*howls* Go Seph!!!! Show Zack what it's like to be a woman....

Before he talks Fem!Cloud into bed or a bit of yuri fun that is ;D

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


*grins* Sephiroth is very intrigued by this. Now he feels the need to, um, experiment. Yeah, experiment. His childhood kicking in.

From: [identity profile] ladynero.livejournal.com


Experiment... yeah, that's what they're calling it now....

From: [identity profile] artimusdin.livejournal.com


*GLEE* Poor Zack's not gonna know what hit him. *chortles* Sephiroth went and turned the tables on him.

Seph: *uses it on Zack* There, now you can see what the ladies do for yourself.
Zack: ... not fair. *pouts*

From: [identity profile] chofi.livejournal.com


Sephiroth: Fair. Obviously Fair. We can all see it, on your identification.
Zack: ...I hate you.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


So many Fair jokes could make. *leaves it to chofi*

I'm sure Seph doesn't want to have Zack roaming loose in the Shinra buildings as a hot girl. So many things could go wrong with that.

From: [identity profile] artimusdin.livejournal.com


and yet, it'd be so hilarious. After all, just think of what Reno would do when he met femme!Zack and didn't KNOW it was femme!Zack. *beams*

From: [identity profile] akuma-no-kage.livejournal.com


*squee* Zack can find out about mysteries of the female toilets for himself now.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


That's not the point, according to him. He wants to see how red he can make Cloud turn by suggesting it.
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From: [personal profile] romyra


Oh Lord....I seee I'm not the only one who saw Fem!Cloud being talked into Yuri with Seph and Zack.....Zack is such a demon of persuasion and Seph under Zack's influence is no better.

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


If you skim the drabble collection I've written already, I think I have at least one girlSeph going down on girlCloud in the back of a theater ficlet. Pervy muses, and Cloud wants to know why all of them are fixated on sexing him up in public.

From: [identity profile] madamhydra.livejournal.com


::snerk:: Zack, you silly boy. Don't you know you shouldn't play with pretties in front of Seph? Because as much as he would deny it, Seph likes to play, too. ^_-

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


He just went "What? I already knew that." and grinning evilly. Bad Zack. Aren't supposed to lure Seph in to play with your shinies.
ext_80021: (SephirothxZackxCloud: Trio)

From: [identity profile] alydhe.livejournal.com


Lol! This is refreshing after the pissy! and angsty!Zack I just spent the last few hours writing. Poor Cloud, I'd say he always gets the short end of the stick if I didn't wish I was in his shoes so much. *is jealous*

Zack for the win!

From: [identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com


PissyZack is fun.

Yeah, I think we all want to be in Cloud's shoes at some point. Or Seph's. Or Zack's. Or Aeris's. Hell, there's a lot of people shoes I wanna be in.
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