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pretentioustfu, who does come up with plenty of really cool things. And, because she inspired me, I'm seeing what you guys have to offer. Cause I know we're all crackheads of the finest order.
If you go from looking like a normal 14/15/16/17 year old male to the body of possibly female eight year old in doujins, you might be a weepy uke.
If you find yourself going "no, no, no, yes, more, harder", you might be a weepy uke.
....this goes double if you are a virgin. Or it's supposedly a rape fic.
If you go from being the badass who can kick most peoples asses to the pretty, pretty princesss of do nothing but wring your hands, you might be a weepy uke.
There are more, but I don't wanna end up copying her list. So, anyone else got some they'd like to add?
pretentioustfu, who does come up with plenty of really cool things. And, because she inspired me, I'm seeing what you guys have to offer. Cause I know we're all crackheads of the finest order.If you go from looking like a normal 14/15/16/17 year old male to the body of possibly female eight year old in doujins, you might be a weepy uke.
If you find yourself going "no, no, no, yes, more, harder", you might be a weepy uke.
....this goes double if you are a virgin. Or it's supposedly a rape fic.
If you go from being the badass who can kick most peoples asses to the pretty, pretty princesss of do nothing but wring your hands, you might be a weepy uke.
There are more, but I don't wanna end up copying her list. So, anyone else got some they'd like to add?
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You might be a weepy uke if your anus is self-lubricating. Because there's no such thing as lube in Yaoi Land. ;)
You might be a weepy uke if sex makes you tear up faster than cooking onions.
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...Are they naturally contortionists or something?
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...But I hate it when the ukes do that. It upstages the clearly beautiful semes. *jokes*
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Oh man, no kidding. *grins* How dare those upstart little ukes take the spotlight away from the awesomeness that is the seme?
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YST, oh how I loved you.
But then again, the semes get their revenge.
In bed. ;)
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*snickers* That is the point of them being semes, yes.
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Oh well, in the end it's a win win for all of us.
They get smex.
And we get to watch. *laughs*
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We're just a buncha pervy voyeurs, aren't we? *grins*
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... attack of the :D emotion. Really.
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You might be a weepy uke if you suddenly shrink to a foot or more shorter than your 'seme'.
You might be a weepy uke if you angst secretly and/or engage in self injury for no better reason than, "they don't understand"
You might be a weepy uke if your eyes glisten, shine, twinkle, or fill with tears more than three times in a single paragraph.
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You might be a weepy uke if you have ever uttered the word "uwaa" in bed.
If I had a nickle for every doujinshi I'd seen that in I'd be Rumiko Takahashi.
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