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[icedark_elf]

*pokes at the porn she's written lately* What the hell, fandom? Why the hell do you keep putting such interesting porn ideas in my head when I only screw them up?

I'm amused, though. I've written Yuri with a Het overtone, Het with a Slash one, and now I need to find a way to write Slash with Yuri overtones.

No, Cloud, don't make me ask that. Don't make me ask to borrow the materia again. No, I don't need you to find it during gametime, and I sure as hell don't need you to convince Tifa and Aeris to let you use it on them.


*headdesk*

And you, Aeris, really need to stop this public sex thing. Yes, I know Sephiroth's office is not normally considered a public place, but it is when he's having a meeting here. I don't care if it's only one person and it was unplanned for, giving him a blowjob while he's trying to talk to an equal/superior is not the thing to do. No, I don't want to see just how good his poker face can be.

Go away, porn bunnies. I don't know why you've fixated on me, but go aaawwwwwwwaaaaaayyyyy!


Edit: Thanks to forgottenlover, that Seph/Aeris bunny wants to be in the Hentai materia series as well, with BoyAeris. *screams* Aru, I hate you. Really, I do.

*goes to beg permission from laylah*

Comments

[cosmotwitch.livejournal.com]

Hun, almost any porn is good porn, 'specially yours. *shameless groveling*

You should really try out the poker face*watery cloud!eyes*, you'd be surprised at how many more bunnies will pop up. besides, who doesn't love a sexually deviant Aries?
^^

[cosmotwitch.livejournal.com]

*Aeris.
...excuse the spelling, it's the crack. Too many people uploading stories today

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

My porn sucks. Stop encouraging it.

God, the mental image is hot. Especially if it's boyAeris going down on Seph.... *drools* Then it'll be slash with het overtones.

Bad idea. Bad idea. *whimpers and hides from the bunnies*

[cosmotwitch.livejournal.com]

You kidding me? Your porn makes my brain turn into a mushy pile of hormonal goo,especially theater porn...makes me wanna go there this weekend.
<.<
>.>

*imagines* ....X_X...*is ded*

Watch out 'cuz they'll catch up to ya.
*For our sake I hope they do*
XD

[renquestor.livejournal.com]

The hell it sucsk. I rather enjoy reading it.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Bad Ice! BAD!

YOUR PORN DOES NOT SUCK!!!!!!!!

Now, go write deviant!Aeris!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Ack. *goes and hides* It does, I've read much better stuff.

She's trying, damnit. Evil little thing, molesting Seph like that.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Look at it this way, there's also much much worse porn around. The world needs more readable stuff.

Besides, Seph-molestation sounds fun!

[cosmotwitch.livejournal.com]

Amen!

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

o you hang out around cf_hardcore?

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I've never even heard of it before. *goes to check it out*

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

I was meaning to ask cosmotwitch - her icon is one I see around there alot because one of the more vocal members wears it. Just wondering if she'd run into that person.

[cosmotwitch.livejournal.com]

Eh? I can't say that I have, though I'll have to check it out.
Currently searching like mad to find out who made the icon though.

[mimi-sardinia.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I looked again, commanderd has a different copy of it, and doesn't seem to know who created it either.

[jessara40k.livejournal.com]

"No, I don't want to see just how good his poker face can be."

Really? Why not? I certainly do.