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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack!

1. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack at least three times a week.


2. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack.


3. Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.


4. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack!


5. Never store Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack at room temperature.


6. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack!


7. Over half of Americans are officially Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack!


8. If you break Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack, you will get seven years of bad luck.


9. Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack can not regurgitate.


10. Europe is the only continent that lacks Cloud/Sephiroth/Zack.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack!

1. Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack is the last letter of the Greek alphabet!


2. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack.


3. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack!


4. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack.


5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack on New Year's Day!


6. Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack have only one weakness - the colour yellow.


7. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack had to pay a special Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack tax!


8. Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!


9. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack is 10:1.


10. Cloud, Sephiroth, Zack can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cloud Strife!

1. Cloud Strife is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.


2. All swans in England belong to Cloud Strife.


3. Half a cup of Cloud Strife contains only seventeen calories!


4. It took Cloud Strife 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.


5. Cloud Strife has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!


6. The condom - originally made from Cloud Strife - was invented in the early 1500s.


7. Cloud Strife is incapable of sleep.


8. Cloud Strife will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.


9. The deepest part of Cloud Strife is over 35,000 feet deep!


10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Cloud Strife in 1504, after eighteen months work.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sephiroth!

1. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Sephiroth, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.


2. The international dialling code for Sephiroth is 672.


3. Sephiroth can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.


4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Sephiroth!


5. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Sephiroth!


6. Sephiroth can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.


7. Sephiroth was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.


8. Sephiroth has a bifurcated penis.


9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Sephiroth!


10. If you put a drop of liquor on Sephiroth, he will go mad and sting himself to death.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Zack!

1. If you drop Zack from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!


2. Zack has three eyelids.


3. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Zack are all berries!


4. Olive oil was used for washing Zack in the ancient Mediterranean world.


5. Zack is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.


6. Zack is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.


7. There are 336 dimples on Zack.


8. Zackomancy is the art of telling the future with Zack.


9. Zack is only six percent water.


10. The liquid inside Zack can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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*coughs* I couldn't remember Zack's last name, and some of these "facts" are not helping my bunnies. *coughs*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Genjo Sanzo!

1. It is bad luck to walk under Genjo Sanzo!


2. The Genjo Sanzo-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Genjo Sanzo-fights take place there every day.


3. Baskin Robbins once made Genjo Sanzo flavoured ice cream!


4. If you lick Genjo Sanzo ten times, you will consume one calorie.


5. Antarctica is the only continent without Genjo Sanzo!


6. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Genjo Sanzo.


7. If you lace Genjo Sanzo from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.


8. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Genjo Sanzo.


9. Genjo Sanzo can not regurgitate.


10. Genjo Sanzo has only one weakness - the colour yellow!

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There are several things I could make naughty comments about, but I'm going to be good. *gets notebook instead*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Goku!

1. Goku is the world's smallest mammal.


2. Red Goku at night, shepherd's delight. Red Goku at morning, shepherd's warning!


3. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Goku orbiting the Earth.


4. Early thermometers were filled with Goku instead of mercury.


5. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Goku!


6. Goku is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!


7. Goku has 118 ridges around the edge!


8. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Goku can not.


9. Goku is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.


10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Goku.

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Number six and number eight almost made me choke myself.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ed!

1. Banging your head against Ed uses 150 calories an hour.


2. New Zealand was the first place to allow Ed to vote!


3. Ideally, Ed should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.


4. Ed will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.


5. Two grams of Ed provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.


6. To check whether Ed is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Ed will sink, and fresh Ed will float.


7. California is the biggest exporter of Ed in the world.


8. Ed has a bifurcated penis!


9. There are six towns named Ed in the United States.


10. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Ed!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Al!

1. If you drop Al from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.


2. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Al for the rest of the day.


3. Al can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.


4. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Al is two minutes.


5. Finding Al on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.


6. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Al.


7. Al never said 'Play it again, Sam'.


8. The opposite sides of Al always add up to seven!


9. Al can last longer without water than a camel can.


10. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Al.

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Makes me want to start getting off on the other side of my bed. Too bad it against the wall. Maybe if I go through the window, it'll count.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Roy!

1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Roy.


2. Finding Roy on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!


3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Roy.


4. Roy is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.


5. Roy is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.


6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Roy!


7. Roy will often glow under UV light.


8. Half a cup of Roy contains only seventeen calories!


9. You should always open Roy at least an hour before drinking him.


10. India tested its first nuclear Roy in 1974.

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Yet another person who is good for my diet.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Masuta!

1. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Masuta.


2. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Masuta!


3. Red Masuta at night, shepherd's delight. Red Masuta at morning, shepherd's warning.


4. Masuta is worth his weight in gold - literally.


5. Masuta can taste with his feet.


6. Masuta can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!


7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Masuta!


8. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Masuta, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.


9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Masuta.


10. Masuta cannot swim.

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Wow. Both Masuta and Goku are weather predictors. Nifty to have around.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Riza!

1. The most dangerous form of Riza is the bicycle.


2. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Riza!


3. You should always open Riza at least an hour before drinking her.


4. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Riza.


5. In Chinese, the sound 'Riza' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.


6. India tested its first nuclear Riza in 1974.


7. In her entire life, Riza will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!


8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Riza!


9. Riza is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.


10. Without Riza, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!

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*blinks* Riza is a bee?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about House of Smex!

1. Apples are covered with a thin layer of House of Smex!


2. House of Smex are the largest of Saturn's moons!


3. If you lick House of Smex ten times, you will consume one calorie!


4. The first House of Smex were made in 1853, and had no pedals!


5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by House of Smex!


6. House of Smex can taste with their feet!


7. House of Smex once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.


8. Red House of Smex at night, shepherd's delight. Red House of Smex at morning, shepherd's warning!


9. Ostriches stick their heads in House of Smex not to hide but to look for water!


10. Over half of Americans are officially House of Smex.

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herhimitthem

Then why aren't them on the comm? Or has America gotten much, much smaller?

These were fun. I might have to try more later.

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Oh dear god. XDDDDDD Those were hilarious. I'ma going to put this in my memories for sheer crack factor. *needs to do some herself*