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[icedark_elf]

From dragonscholar

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want—good or bad—BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Comments

[forgottenlover.livejournal.com]

::smirks:: okay, the time you ran through my livingroom buck naked because someone put chili powder in your shampoo

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

If I ever find out who did that, we'll see where that chili powder ends up then. *scowls*

[forgottenlover.livejournal.com]

I still think it must have been the quiet one, she wouldn't stop grinning after all

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure she had something to do with it myself. Or maybe not. She's a sarcastic bitch, after all. Remember her sarcastic comments after what happened to our teacher?

(this is fun)

[forgottenlover.livejournal.com]

Oh! I forgot about that! Still, we got her back for that. You think she was mad we set Scott on her by saying she had a crush on him?

(Yes, it is!!)

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

It was probably the pasta incident. I can't believe her hair stained like that.

[maaya1x2.livejournal.com]

Remember that time when you bitch-slapped me because we got in an argument about whether or not Sanzo liked to eat salami? (That hurt, you know.)

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Well he doesn't. And you deserve it for trying to compare Goku to salami. And the bowl of cereal dumped over my head.

[maaya1x2.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Long, hard meat either way.

That bowl was an accident, mind you. I wouldn't have dropped it if it weren't for your elbow in my stomach.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Excuse me? You were helping DJ tickle me. I tend to flail when that happens.

Though I was impressed you managed to tickle and eat at the same time. That milk was sticky, though.

[cougarfang.livejournal.com]

*is amused at the squished-convo between you and FL*

That thing with the llama, you know, when the campfire gave out and we couldn't cook the fish!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*wide eyes* I didn't know llama's could eat fire like that, did you?

(and that conversation was funfun)

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

If you ever hijack my sister again and drag her across country I'll tie you up and feed you to the homonculi.

And don't MAKE me bring the incident with the butterscotch pudding into this!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Good lord, let the butterscotch pudding die.

Sorry about your sister. You could have come as well, and then we would have been more successful at robbing those banks. We barely made enough to continue traveling and evading the law. *shakes head*

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

That thing was a mess to kill. Last time I EVER left you unsupervised in the kitchen.

Hello? SOME of us are busy working on world domination here! Just because YOU go running off....

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be in charge of the world. I want to be the goofy friend of the person in charge of the world. And you could have escaped for a bit if you wanted. I mean, you've got most of the major countries poised for complete downfall, so a break won't kill you.

Besides, I was teaching your sister how to deal with plans not going the way they should.

Not my fault we found a way to make the pudding a living sentient being. A bitchy one at that.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Hm..I prefer my breaks AFTER we get the "fanfiction is legal" "porn for all" and "hot guys to do our every whim" laws to go through, ya know?

If THAT'S what you call it.

We? What's this we? That was just you!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

All work and no play....

Yes, that's what I call it. *grins* It worked, didn't it? She was able to take care of that attempted rebellion in England with ease, wasn't she?

And you were the one who gave me that powder. Therefore it is partially your fault. *nods*

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember when we did that FMA gender-bending musical cosplay routine? That was awesome - and I think I did a great "Roy Hawkeye", though the hair was hard.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*grins* Oh, yes. I can't believe they made me play Edwin Elric. Damn it, just because everyone else was a foot taller than me doesn't mean I have to play the short character.

Though I can't believe that Broadway guy wants to talk to us about making it an actual show.

[fadetopain.livejournal.com]

Your entries always amuse me!! What a great idea...

Like remember that entry where you claimed you were the original creator of Saiyuki and that you therefore had license to do whatever you wanted with the characters? We had a really long discussion on whether Goku should be discovered by Sanzo while having a chocolate bath or a jelly one.

I still think chocolate, all the way. I mean, yum. :)

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I still vote jelly. Can't you imaging it, Sanzo finding Goku all covered in sticky sweetness, and having to help clean him up because it was harder for Goku to wash it off than the chocolate was.

*purrs* Sticky sweet jelly. Mmm.

[fadetopain.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but it is just so much easier to lick chocolate off, don't you agree?

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

It would be easier, yes, but think of how long Sanzo would have to lick in order to work the jelly off Goku's body. Not to mention Sanzo washing Goku's hair in order to get all the sticky out.

That just appeals to my hair washing kink, though. *purrs*

[fadetopain.livejournal.com]

I do see your point... but chocolate would match much better with Goku's skin coloring. And eyes.

And you know Sanzo doesn't really like jelly.

And everything goes with chocolate. Strawberries, bananas... *snicker*