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Also, asking for opinions here. I'm quite possibly running a panel at Anime Punch this year over how to write decent erotica/porn. I plan on covering lovely details such as "elvenhood" and "sucking love hole" should never be found in such writing, and the self lubricating anus, in both genders, is not real. Will try to cover stuff that affect all of het, slash of both types, and harem fics, and stuff specific to each type. Any suggestions, and is anyone else going to Anime Punch that wants to help?

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[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

I will not be at Anime Punch *sniffle* but I do suggest opening discussion with a point form list of things that should never be written again.

Example - Broomsticks are not sex toys!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

I'm planning on covering things like how men can't instantly become hard again and there is no such thing as a lubricating anus. But thank you for the idea.

*sniffles* Do you live near where AP is? My friend does. She goes to school at the art college. Still have to find at least one other person to do the panel with me.

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

Seeing that I had not heard of Anime Punch before your mention of it, I don't think I'm close.

I live in South Easten Ontario, Canada. Where are you?

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Lower part of Indiana. AP is in Columbus, OH. *cries* No closeness to you. Why does everyone seem to live in Canada?

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

See, everyone cool I know seems to live in the US! Gah!

We'll have to have some kind of international meeting of everyone we know sometime. In my basement.... with a pool table... and nachos... yessssss nachos....

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

If you were willing to put up with me sleeping on your couch, I would so come to that meeting.

Maybe we should just have as many people as we can meet up and hang out together. Near the border of the country. *has always wanted to say she's been to another country*

[sparklemagpie.livejournal.com]

CONFERENCE AT NIAGRA FALLS!

They have a scary wax museum there that I always wanted to go to.

And hell, forget couch, we got an air bed in the basement! ^^

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Woot! Time to start calling out. I've heard of conventions starting like this. *grins*

[sailormac.livejournal.com]

I've done similar panels myself at a few cons (Anime North, Shoujocon, Ohayocon). You will probably want to stress the importance of keeping your characters IC, even when they're boinking like bunnies, and how people need to have their medical/anatomical knowlege down before writing lemons (you might recommend a few sites like Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers).

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I have a couple of places I'm going to rec. Need to find one for het writers.

You wouldn't happen to possibly be going to AP, would you? *is looking for a partner*

[sailormac.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I'm not going. Might be going to Ohayocon again, though.

As for educational sites for het writers, the Good Vibrations site has a sex education section that's very good -- I made extensive use of it when writing fics that involved sex toys.

[umbra-elf.livejournal.com]

Elf, Smut Goddess/Muse that she is, will help you!

First off Never refer to a penis as a Cock unless its REALLY hot fucking. Also, try not to use the word fuck. Annnddddd people do talk during sex. Or at least before it. Remember, characterization is KEY.

Foreplay is VERY important. Almost more important than the act itself. And I'll add more when I'm not heavily medicated.

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