This is hilarious in its own twisted little way.

Texas basically outlaws marriage

Got this link from [livejournal.com profile] elvaron

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


I knew we were going to lose that one the minute it was put on the ballot. >.< Though I'm waiting gleefully for the backpeddlin that this he're bill 's goin to cost us now.

See, this is what happens when y'all let your cousins marry them there aunts after awhile.

I might have to wade carefully on campus tomorrow. I might get jumped and dragged into an orgy now.

From: [identity profile] umbra-elf.livejournal.com


Wow, there must be something to breed stupidity in the water!

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


You and me both. Texas needs a new slogan now.

Welcome to Texas! Where stupidity is as great as our cattle and no one is legally married anymore.

From: [identity profile] hagane-no.livejournal.com


I am sad to say I live in Austin and I see cattle on the way to school every day xD;

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


*gasp* An Austinian. I'm Huntsville. I live in a town where the inmates outnumber the townsfolk. Though we do have some might fine protest parties when a death sentence is about to be had.

From: [identity profile] hagane-no.livejournal.com


I have never been to Huntsville. I have been an Austinite all my life and I'm proud of it. I like to be in the liberal nipple of Texas.

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


*sighs* If only Huntsville was even remotely near the liberal cleavage of this state. Damn hicks took over while we college kids were not looking.

From: [identity profile] hagane-no.livejournal.com


ROFL most of my family are hicks, despite being in Austin O-o; I am the black sheep. (So was my sister, and so is my brother)

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


Wow that is something you don't hear everyday.

Though I'm going to be hiding and disowning the state once this hits the fans.

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


Maybe we can get donations going so as to get everyone that needs to get out a bus ticket to Canada.

Though if this keeps going I'm going to save up to head to my grandmother's Maiden land.

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


Meaning in the end when the dust settles we'll all either laugh, cry, get royally drunk, or mock this until we find something else to amuse us.

From: [identity profile] hagane-no.livejournal.com


ROFL The Texas Constitution is a load of crap as it is. XD Cant wait til I am 21 and can drink my ass off about it.

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


Heh when you reach that you can join my housemates who are at the moment acting like true Irish descendants complete with sad drinking songs.

From: [identity profile] hagane-no.livejournal.com


XD Even though I won't be 21 until December, I am going to be drinking with a few of my friends this Friday XD We're going to watch Golden Girls all day and drink Buttery Nipples.

From: [identity profile] skyler-daemon.livejournal.com


The names people come up with for drink concoctions astounds me at times.
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