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[icedark_elf]

Stolen from Envy, because I can.

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought? Post your reply, then post this in your LJ and find out what my answer would be.

This ought to be interesting.

Comments

[illianaka.livejournal.com]

Man, I've been seeing these all over the place...

But the first thing I'd prolly think is, "I wonder if she likes celery with peanut butter?" Because I think inane things like that with people I don't know very well. XD;

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Then i would ask if this is going to end up in a fic, and can I read it later?

[illianaka.livejournal.com]

.. *DIES* Oh, God, now I want Goku to ask that one morning when he wakes up next to... somebody...

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* That would be such a typical Goku comment....

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

"How much money did you pay Katharine?" on account that my friend Katharine has pretty much claimed the rights to sell my virginity.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I traded her for it.

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

Her trading it wouldn't suprise me she's as much a fanfic addict as me though how I went from Texas to Indiana I will never know.. I want to know who the alchemist was that made your bed big enough for this.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I gave up on that. I just threw down a bit bunch of fluffy blankets before I kidnapped everyone and called it a bed.

Teleportation. That's all it was. Much tech was created for the orgy to happen.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

. . . crap, I only know her by her LJ name!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Somehow, I'm sure we used your website to do some of this.

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

...Well, at least THIS one is not an evil flesh eating zombie!

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Well, I like to nip, but not actually eat.

But I am evil.

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

but not actually eat

*disapointed*

Oh wait! You meant the other one...!

Eheheheh.

[bleedingsand.livejournal.com]

Okay, think. Was it good, and did she promise to do it again?

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Of course it was good, and as soon as you get some rest, dear.

[anax.livejournal.com]

"What the fuck am I doing in Indiana???"

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

It was late, you were drunk, watch out, the others are under the bed.

[who-shot-kr.livejournal.com]

"'Jesus, it's crowded in here.' *prods at the limbs of the other HoSers blanket-hogs*

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

I knew someone would say it. And we would have to pull some more blankets out.

[lanerose]

OMG, I thought she was just kidding about the dragging me in here thing! O_O

... now, where the hell am I, exactly?

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, you're not leaving until we've finished. Everyone just needed a nap time.

[lanerose]

O__________o

... I can't leave? ::poutpoutpout::

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Nope. If you can walk, we obviously aren't done yet. Only when you are so done in by passion that you are dragging yourself out in order to survive are you allowed to leave.

[lanerose]

... this might take a while then, ne? XDDD ::can feel her innocence being corrupted::

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Good. Innocence is only good after it's gone. *grins*

[lanerose]

XDDDD ... but I *like* being innocent! XDDDD

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

You still have innocence?

[lanerose]

Startlingly enough, yes. I didn't quite believe it myself, until it was pointed out to me that for all I *write* less than wholesomely on occasion :: cough Scieska book cough:: I am nevertheless actually quite innocent

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

Don't ever meet my friend then. I was known as her personal bitch for her birthday. The things that I heard...I'm suprise I didn't pass out from the blushing.

[lanerose]

O____________________________o

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

Sad thing is I'm still a virgin. Which annoys her to no end.

[lanerose]

Nothing wrong with still being a virgin!!! If we'd like to be technical, I'm still NBK. XDDD

[skyler-daemon.livejournal.com]

It's sad that I know all this crap. I didn't want to learn anything about...certain aspects of lesbian sex. That and the guys are not much help either in the straight and gay department.

[lanerose]

::huggles:: Guys suck. ::kicks them into shape::

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

Stick around, we'll take care of that.

[lanerose]

XDDD I swear I shouldn't be surprised by that. Really, I shouldn't. XDDDD

[seanmonster.livejournal.com]

"If I wake her up, she'll make me read slash..."

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*grins* I make you listen to me talk about it all the time, I'll give you a break this once.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

'then we put Ed, Roy and Masuta in the library and have Ed research..' *sits up* 'wait a sec...I can reach the floor. Meaning this isn't MY BED!' *looks around and snatches glasses* 'and there are other people in it!'
"Who are you? .....I don't know you. Wait, your icedark_elf, as in Greed-san?" *Promptly ties her up* Now, you WILL tell me everything you know about Canon Alter!Series.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

*smirks* Please, as if I'd give up secrets that easily. *leers* I can think of something better for us to do.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Ah, but I have some of the best weapons known to human kind to convince you otherwise.

[renquestor.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Ow my head. I've got one hell of a hangover. Wait a minute...where the fuck am I and where's my laptop....oh right, icedark_elf stole it again.

[icedark-elf.livejournal.com]

And I'm sharing with ninkasa. Told you that you were my bitch.

[renquestor.livejournal.com]

True, true. Let's see I'm your bitch, minion, and a member of your harem. Go me.