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Also know as "How Katrina deals with Mary-Sues"
No spoilers or anything like that. Just Katrina being strange.
The sun was shining brightly, and a girl danced under it quite happily. Her knee-length silver hair caught the light and let it dance through the pale strands. It also reflected brightly off her pale violet eyes with an almost iridescent sheen. With a laugh, she clapped her hands and knelt to press them against the ground. From the earth came a form, and it was soon revealed to be the girl intertwined rather romantically with a slim, slightly short man with a braid in his hair. She petted the statue, then made her way for a nearby hill, which had come from nowhere.
Looking down the slope, she watched as someone, the same person she had just made the statue of, slowly pulled his shirt off and crouched by the stream.
“Oh, Fullmetal, one day we will be together, and I’ll help you forget your painful past. Then I will create the Philosopher's Stone for you, and we will give Al to Winry, and have….”
STOMP!!
Ed paused, then turned to look up the hill at his brother. “Al, did you just hear something?”
“No, Niisan,” Al answered, slowly wiping his foot. “Any idea on when we’ll reach the road again?”
Ed shrugged. “No.”
“Okay. I’m going to look around a bit more, okay.”
“Fine, Al.”
As he stepped out of sight, Al started his search for more Mary-Sues. They always appeared when his brother was trying to wash up.
Stupid ninnies, didn’t they realized that he was the only one allowed to ogle Niisan be anywhere close to naked. Well, maybe some of the other canon characters.
Except Rose.
That was fun.
No spoilers or anything like that. Just Katrina being strange.
The sun was shining brightly, and a girl danced under it quite happily. Her knee-length silver hair caught the light and let it dance through the pale strands. It also reflected brightly off her pale violet eyes with an almost iridescent sheen. With a laugh, she clapped her hands and knelt to press them against the ground. From the earth came a form, and it was soon revealed to be the girl intertwined rather romantically with a slim, slightly short man with a braid in his hair. She petted the statue, then made her way for a nearby hill, which had come from nowhere.
Looking down the slope, she watched as someone, the same person she had just made the statue of, slowly pulled his shirt off and crouched by the stream.
“Oh, Fullmetal, one day we will be together, and I’ll help you forget your painful past. Then I will create the Philosopher's Stone for you, and we will give Al to Winry, and have….”
STOMP!!
Ed paused, then turned to look up the hill at his brother. “Al, did you just hear something?”
“No, Niisan,” Al answered, slowly wiping his foot. “Any idea on when we’ll reach the road again?”
Ed shrugged. “No.”
“Okay. I’m going to look around a bit more, okay.”
“Fine, Al.”
As he stepped out of sight, Al started his search for more Mary-Sues. They always appeared when his brother was trying to wash up.
Stupid ninnies, didn’t they realized that he was the only one allowed to ogle Niisan be anywhere close to naked. Well, maybe some of the other canon characters.
Except Rose.
That was fun.
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I think we need a FMA version of the Bucket Cleaners Union.
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But I want Al stomps. I like Al stomps.
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And it's MSTed at Slash Grievances, which is here:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Slash_Grievances/?yguid=124446122
I think it would be fun to have a place where we can MST bad FMA fic. Because you know there will be a ton of it. Not to mention, it's easier to snark at someone who throws a hissy fit.
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You go Al! Defend your brother's naked chest!
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