Would someone tell my brain that I don't want to write a Roy/Hawkeye/Ed/Al fic? I'm not even sure on how I could get that quartet to live together, let alone bedding one another. Roy/Ed/Al, I can do. Roy/Hawkeye, I can do. Other possiblities I can do are Roy/Ed, Ed/Al, and, maybe, with enough effort, Hawkeye/Ed. *attempts to drive the bunnies back with fire. they simply inhale the flames and get bigger*
Poodoo.
Someone, help me!
Poodoo.
Someone, help me!
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Heh. The first FmA pairing I ever wrote was Hawkeye/Ed. Crack-fic, but whatever.
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They live together, obviously, because Ed is with Al, and that's just wrong, and obviously Ed wants to be with Roy, but Roy is with Hawkeye, and Roy and Hawkeye want Ed and Al to realize that screwing each other is bizarre and deranged, and Hawkeye and Al both realize that Ed and Roy would tear each other apart without some kind of peacemaking between them, and Hawkeye loves both Roy and the Elrics and wants them all to be happy but how can Ed and Roy be happy together (not to mention that she wants Roy) and Ed and Al together is just weird, and ...
*hands you a stream-of-consciousness excuse for writing*
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I even have a line. Not specific to this fic, but I enjoy it.
Ed grinned. "When he's not scolding me, or keeping me from beating people who deserve it, my brother is full of witty and entertaining conversation."
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No can do, seeing as I'm in the middle of an Ed/Al/Winry/Scieszka. :3 All I can say is that I feel kind of sorry for the males in that household, Hawkeye probably drives them ragged. Or should I feel sorry for her isntead?