*whimpers*

[icedark_elf]

I used to have some innocence left. Hard to believe, but true.

But now I've been exposed to the idea of Little House on the Prairie Laura/Pa spankfic.

*whimpers and curls into a ball* It burns my innocence. *whines*

And, like any true internet person, I share my pain with you so I'm not the only one with scars.

Comments

[seanmonster.insanejournal.com]

I'll see your LHotP fic and raise you a Waltons slash (http://www.fanfiction.net/tv/Waltons/).

JournalFen won't let me in. The new journal link is broken, nor will it let me log in with OpenID.

[rubyfruit_pixie.insanejournal.com]

Why does that scare me significantly less than the fact that I read cutsey!furry!preteen!porn, cockvore, and Care Bears rapefic, among other things including stuff I do not want to think about (like tentacle rape involving Hojo...why is it in my head still)?

Is my innocence so far gone?

[arin_rowan.insanejournal.com]

... my eye will not stop twitching. I think I'd be more traumatized, except the whole idea's too full of WTF?ery for it to really process.

[dragovianknight.insanejournal.com]

I wanna read that, now.

My innocence is just a faded memory.

[ktoth04.insanejournal.com]

omg

[maureenlycaon.insanejournal.com]

You have my complete and total sympathy. You must feel something like what I felt that horrible day I discovered a StarWars fic site devoted exclusively to stories about spanking Yoda.

[damage_control.insanejournal.com]

Somehow, I was more tramuatized by Little House on the Prairie as a child. After my first time being exposed to Homer/Lisa cartoon porn on the Internet, Laura/Pa spankfic seems a-ok to me.