Take the first letter of your first name:
A-Pretty
B-Gorgeous
C-Gangster
D-Popular
E-Amazing
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Very Sexy
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- Fucking ugly
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Emotional
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name (otherwise, your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M- Whore
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Sex Machine
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Colour Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
= Beautiful pornstar who will rock your world.
Blame
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This is hilarious.
Aaaand, because I can:
Cloud Strife (Game): Gangster pornstar who looks at porn 24/7.
Cloud Strife (AC): Gangster pornstar who will rock your world.
Zack Fair: Over-appreciated girl who looks at porn 24/7. (Cloud was wearing his clothes)
Sephiroth: Sexy god who wears big sunglasses. (Lucrecia's last name and those strappy things are brown)
A-Pretty
B-Gorgeous
C-Gangster
D-Popular
E-Amazing
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Very Sexy
K-Beautiful
L-Fabulous
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P- Fucking ugly
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Emotional
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Hott
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated
Now the third letter in your middle name (otherwise, your last name):
A-beauty queen
B- Babe
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E- God (ess)
F-Retard
G-Queen/ King
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-sex god
M- Whore
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Skank
Q-Crackwhore
R-pornstar
S-Prince (ess)
T-Sex Machine
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Colour Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who likes to strip
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who will rock your world
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
= Beautiful pornstar who will rock your world.
Blame
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This is hilarious.
Aaaand, because I can:
Cloud Strife (Game): Gangster pornstar who looks at porn 24/7.
Cloud Strife (AC): Gangster pornstar who will rock your world.
Zack Fair: Over-appreciated girl who looks at porn 24/7. (Cloud was wearing his clothes)
Sephiroth: Sexy god who wears big sunglasses. (Lucrecia's last name and those strappy things are brown)