The internet has the oddest people.....

[icedark_elf]

I just got an email. From someone who gives me their LJ name(which I won't share) and claims I've sent my "legions of whorish fansluts" after her to destroy her desire to write fanfiction and draw fanart.

I blinked at that bit, cause, you know, I totally missed the fact I had not just whorish fansluts, but legions of them. *pokes this so called legion* I'm slow, you guys have to tell me these things.

She claims that she's gotten a great deal of so called hate mail, which was destroying her creativity and killed her muses in "a sordid, bloody massacure of epic proportions".

Yes, spelled that way. *is copying and pasting bits*

After a bit of hunting, I found out that, apparently, she has a ff.net account. One where, almost two years ago, I made a comment to her about how having Author's Notes every three lines through the fic was a bit distracting. I actually got a mentioned on her profile as the hag who doesn't know good writing if it bit me.

Apparently, she's recently been getting more people who have been telling her the same thing. *finds this amusing because I was obviously an idiot according to her, but, look, others agree*

So, she apparently does this huge search, which she details, in great detail and hilarious misspellings(not that I'm any better, I know)about how she tracked all of them down to LJ. And there, behold the wonder, I'm a common friend to all of them. Along with a few others. But, as I was the one who had commented on it before, it was obviously my fault that they were telling her to learn how to write.

I'm not sure if I should be horrified or highly amused. *will go with highly amused*

Though I'm still amused I apparently am still hated two years after the fact, as I've never said anything to this girl since.

People are so -odd- at times.

Edit: I've gotten two people who want to sign up to join my Legion of Whorish Fansluts. Any other people wanna join? I'll have to bribe someone to make an icon for it.... *ponders*

Edit the sequel: Well, you can't have a legion of Whorish fansluts and not even attempt to make an icon. So, here is my craptastic attempt.



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