Naruto Fic: Tease,

[icedark_elf]

Title: Tease
Fandom/Pairing: Naruto/ Sakura/Naruto/Saki-chan(aka: threesomeness)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine. Saki-chan is the creation of askerian

Note: Saki-chan is Sasuke in a pretty crossdressing universe created by askerian Check out her website to find more and better work about Saki-chan and the pretty. If you keep watching long enough, I'm going to write Naruto with his own harem, male and female, and including Saki-chan. *purrs* Damn addictive writers. (yes, this means you, askerian



Naruto is a tease.

He enjoys it when he is the center of almost awed attention. And since he and Saki-chan started to let everyone see that they were dating, he had that attention. Not that was why he dated her, but it was a nice bonus.

His Saki-chan drew eyes like nothing Naruto had ever seen. When she glided by in her frilly sleeves and insanely tall boots, all eyes would go to her, if only for a minute.

For those who weren't in the know, it was simply because she was the most beautiful girl they had ever seen. In those eyes, Naruto often saw the instant lust and longing people always seemed to develope for his girl. When that happened, he always made sure to pull Saki-chan in for a long kiss, leaving her a pale shade of pink and looks of disappointment on their watchers faces.

For those who were in the know.... Well, they still stared at Saki-chan because she was the most beautiful girl they had ever seen. But they didn't lust after her for the most part. All of them were aware that it was almost natural for this to happen. The stronger a ninja, the stranger their habits. Many of the people who knew Saki-chan's secret that Sasuke had got a jump on the "bizzare" aspect of power. He always had been an overachiver.

Then, when Sakura began to go home with Naruto and Saki-chan and not leave it until the morning, a few people muttered about Naruto's good luck. A few more eyes turned their way. The mutters turned to shock and the eyes went wide when Sakura decided that if Naruto could kiss Saki-chan in public, so could she. The threesome had had fanboys following them around the village for weeks.

Naruto did love attention.

Which explained why there were three gorgeous ladies sitting at the bar of Ichiraku. Two of them, one darkhead and covered in layers of fluffy lace, the other with bright pink hair and dressed much more simply in a partially buttoned shirt and jeans, watched as the third made her way through her sixth bowl of ramen. Barely clad in a short skirt and a white blouse tied around her breasts, the blonde smiled at her lovers. "Oh, come on, you can't tell me you aren't having fun."

Sakura eyed the mass of male bodies that were very not-stealthly circling around the stand, watching the three. There were fewer there now than had been earlier, but they had lost a few of their fanboys due to bloodloss and just plain inability to walk.

It was fun, in a strange and twisted way. "My only problem," Sakura said, "is how are we going to get out of here without being groped."

Naruto shrugged, the motion doing interesting things to "her" form. A few more men suddenly had to leave. "Oh, that's easy. We're ninjas."

A soft cough from Saki-chan. "Two of us are ninjas. We'll distract them and then run for it."

"Distract them, Naruto-kun? How?"

Saki-chan suddenly found herself on Naruto's lap, which was far more soft than normal. "Like this, babe." Suddenly, a hand was sliding up Saki-chan's skirt as Naruto kissed her, deep and hard. It was made all the more interesting by the addition of the curvy breasts Sexy no Jutsu had gifted the blonde.

There was the sound of many falling bodies. Then another hand slid up Saki-chan's skirt. "I can't believe how good that looks," Sakura purred softly against Saki-chan's ear.

"How about we go home and I have my way with you guys," Naruto chirped loudly. Loudly enough to take down the strongest of the fanboys. The mental images of the three woman having sex caused them to fall.

Laughing, Naruto scooped up Saki-chan and headed for the rooftops, Sakura right behind her. Saki-chan made a soft sound and clung tightly to Naruto. "Do you mean it," she asked softly.

"Having my way with you? Hell yeah, babe. You and Sakura."

"Good."

Naruto loved being the center of attention. Especially when the attention was from his two lovely ladies.



crossposted at icedark_elf, onetrue3, and naruto_ot3