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Title: Discussion
Author: GW Katrina aka![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
icedark_elf
Beta:forgottenlover
Series: Bribe Fic fordogmatix_san
Wordcount: 237
Rating: PG
Warnings: Wiggly bits and crossdressing. Writing experiment.
Summary: Sephiroth and Cloud have a talk.
“Why am I doing this?”
“Because you have to, Sir.”
“Strife...why are we at this party?”
“Because we need to get to the lab, and the easiest way, according to you and Zack, was to sneak through this party.”
“Why am I in a -dress-? Why aren’t you? You are the smaller one.”
“Sir, please don’t hiss at me. You are in the dress because I, unlike you, don’t have extra limbs to hide.”
“Why isn’t Zack in the dress?”
“Because you wouldn’t give us the codes to get in, and we need the codes to keep from getting dead. Well, you would be fine. I would be shot a million times.”
“This is a very...full dress.”
“You have lots of tentacles, Sir. One of which is on my legs and should probably be hidden before someone notices it.”
“I feel like an idiot.”
“Don’t worry, Sir. Zack will make sure you never forget this.”
“Strife, remind me to throw you out a window later.”
“I will. Because now it’s only a matter of time before Zack tries to stick me in a dress.”
“In that case, don’t worry. I won’t let anyone else kill you.”
“Sir, that is the most evil thing I’ve ever heard anyone say.”
“If I have to live with Zack mocking me forever for wearing a dress, so do you.”
“I hate you, Sir.”
“Good. Now my vengeance is complete.”
Author: GW Katrina aka
icedark_elfBeta:
forgottenloverSeries: Bribe Fic for
dogmatix_sanWordcount: 237
Rating: PG
Warnings: Wiggly bits and crossdressing. Writing experiment.
Summary: Sephiroth and Cloud have a talk.
“Why am I doing this?”
“Because you have to, Sir.”
“Strife...why are we at this party?”
“Because we need to get to the lab, and the easiest way, according to you and Zack, was to sneak through this party.”
“Why am I in a -dress-? Why aren’t you? You are the smaller one.”
“Sir, please don’t hiss at me. You are in the dress because I, unlike you, don’t have extra limbs to hide.”
“Why isn’t Zack in the dress?”
“Because you wouldn’t give us the codes to get in, and we need the codes to keep from getting dead. Well, you would be fine. I would be shot a million times.”
“This is a very...full dress.”
“You have lots of tentacles, Sir. One of which is on my legs and should probably be hidden before someone notices it.”
“I feel like an idiot.”
“Don’t worry, Sir. Zack will make sure you never forget this.”
“Strife, remind me to throw you out a window later.”
“I will. Because now it’s only a matter of time before Zack tries to stick me in a dress.”
“In that case, don’t worry. I won’t let anyone else kill you.”
“Sir, that is the most evil thing I’ve ever heard anyone say.”
“If I have to live with Zack mocking me forever for wearing a dress, so do you.”
“I hate you, Sir.”
“Good. Now my vengeance is complete.”
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I absolutely adore this exchange. Like, all of it. But especially the:
“Strife, remind me to throw you out a window later.”
“I will. Because now it’s only a matter of time before Zack tries to stick me in a dress.”
Because he would remind him... probably whilst everyone is naked and has Seph all worked up.
Tsk, tsk... see General? If you just put some faith in your second and gave him the pass codes...
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Seph=so not pleased in my head.
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Glad you liked it so well.
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I still like the bit where he's got a wiggly around Cloud's legs and Cloud is all "Put it away, sir"
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WIN!
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Zack's evil that way.
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I honestly thing he's more distressed over the dress than the tentacles.
Oh, gods, no, I don't need a crossdressing Seph in my head!
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You just *know* Zack got Aeris to help him shop for Seph.......