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Make the bunny go away. I blame this one on the wife. She's always doing this to me.
Sephiroth is attracted to Zack. Hojo sees this easily enough. He's happy the man is showing some need to have sex. Problem. Zack is a -boy-, thus no new specimens for him to play with. Solution? Clone Zack, do a few minor tweaks, get a female version. Use that.
More problems. Clone isn't growing very fast at all. Pretty much like a normal person. Attempting to fix this when Nibelheim happens. So have a two-three year old girlZack who is still not growing the fast.
Hojo takes what he knows with the cloning process, attempts to fix it and start getting Sephiroth back, as that ungrateful child got himself killed.
Sephiroth is reborn, and, while idly turning one lab upside down, gains an attachment. An eight year old attachment who refuses to go away. Who has been created and raised for the sheer purpose of playing incubator for his kid.
Sephiroth is very confused. And unable to get rid of the tiny leech thing, which is just as stubborn as her original source material.
Make it go away?
over_look, a com for all those overlooked characters. Got a minor character you don't think is getting enough love? This prompt community is all about that.Make the bunny go away. I blame this one on the wife. She's always doing this to me.
Sephiroth is attracted to Zack. Hojo sees this easily enough. He's happy the man is showing some need to have sex. Problem. Zack is a -boy-, thus no new specimens for him to play with. Solution? Clone Zack, do a few minor tweaks, get a female version. Use that.
More problems. Clone isn't growing very fast at all. Pretty much like a normal person. Attempting to fix this when Nibelheim happens. So have a two-three year old girlZack who is still not growing the fast.
Hojo takes what he knows with the cloning process, attempts to fix it and start getting Sephiroth back, as that ungrateful child got himself killed.
Sephiroth is reborn, and, while idly turning one lab upside down, gains an attachment. An eight year old attachment who refuses to go away. Who has been created and raised for the sheer purpose of playing incubator for his kid.
Sephiroth is very confused. And unable to get rid of the tiny leech thing, which is just as stubborn as her original source material.
Make it go away?
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Bonus points if you get my reference.
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There's no Mulder in FFVII though.
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And he does look like he's infected.
Jenova=black oil?
Hmmm.
*gives you bonus points*
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::demented cackle::
::starts feeding plotbunnies uber-brain food::
Now eat up! And don't forget to play the voodoo drums! }:E
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Make them go away.
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All of you. Aaaaaall of you! *kicks the bunnies*
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And I also wonder, about Zackarina, what does Zack - from his nice spot in the lifestream with Aeris - think if her?
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Too bad it's been years since I've seen Inuyasha....
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(Totally not trying to feed your bunny at all.)
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English translation: Please write this ♥~
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Sephiroth: "Rawg!!" *Tips over lab table and lab assistants go scattering* "And you! Knock that off!" *Girl Zack has been following deranged!Seph around the lab, tugging at the hem of his coat.
Girl!8-Year-Old!Zack: "Teehee!" *Tugs again*
Sephiroth: *Sees Hojo coming down a hallway and picks up random lab assistant to chuck in his general direction*
Seph pauses, looks down at mini!femZack "What the hell do you want?" *Pauses* "You ARE housebroken...?"
Mini!femZack: *Looks up at Seph and tilts head, then starts to undo Sephiroth's belt buckles*
Seph: *Freezes*
Lab Assistant: *Eyes go wide* "...Man, that is SO wrong!!"
Seph: *Glares and chucks lab assistant*
Tiny!girlZack: *Cackles quietly and keeps trying to get into Seph's pants as Seph is desperately trying to keep his pants up, thank you very much and swat away little girl hands.*
Sephiroth: -.-; *Picks up little!Zackarina and plunks her on top of a table to directly give her "The Eye"*
Zackantha: *Pauses, eyeballs Seph back, then stretches his cheeks to make him "smile"*
Sephiroth: *Twitches and swats at little hands for what felt like the fifth time that day* "Oh god, you ARE Zack."
*Hojo cackles randomly in hallway from under chucked/stunned lab assistant because that's what Hojo does best after genetics fuck-up-ery.*
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That, or Zackarina would do what every little girl has done at some point in their lives, and turn the whole situation into a "my-prince-will-rescue-me-from-my-ivory-tower-that-smells-hospitality" and directly into "and then we'll get maaaarried!!"
Which is really wrong, because I can now imagine a little Zackarina being stuck with Hojo for ANY length of time, trying to convince him to play dress up or have tea with Mr. Bear (or Chocobo) or something.