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[icedark_elf]

People, stop with the bunnies!

mimi_sardinia, you got me thinking of CetraSeph now. How did I go from listening board to bunny breeder?

artimusdin, you were supposed to kill the sociopathic Zack bunny, not encourage it to breed.

forgottenlover, stop spawning bunnies with my brain. Especially by tossing out lines on the reason Seph started up again was Zack died.

All of you. No. Bad.


Edit: .... Art, Linn, I hate you both. Though I am happy to say I've either had about half those bunnies, or variation of them, already, and forgottenlover already covered the Vincent breaks out with Seph one. *hums and shoos new bunnies into their proper cages*

Edit Jr.: Yeah, really, -reeeeeeally- hate you two. *closes eyes and hums* I don't see the bunnies, so they really aren't chewing on my legs.

I'm going to have an AU a week at this rate.

Comments

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

1) You are very easy to bunny. (And considering one of the origional ideas for the game had Seph and Aeris as siblings....)

2) I encourage death of this. Because my Cloudmuse is most adamant he can't deal with two sociopathic people in his life.

3)Or more like the other way around. >.> There is - was? - a popular theory in fandom that Hojo LET Zack escape with Cloud because things were ready for the reunion and that way Cloud was on the loose so Seph could use 'im. Possible also that Cloud was never really a failure and Hojo said that all the time cause he wanted to push Cloud's buttons. ^^

[lanerose]

::dittos all of the above:: Well said, Linn.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

1) I agree with Bard. ^__^

2) I have no regrets. At all. Poor little Cloud's just a psychopath in the making, really. It's not as if his childhood treatment by the towns-folk couldn't cause it to show up.

3) .... I like Bard's theory. And yours. Maybe it's a mix of both? Hojo let Cloud escape to make it easier for General use, continually referring to him as a failure to get him riled up and make it easier for Jenny to take over. All the while, Sephiroth returned Zack died, starting up the Reunion. Or something.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Not my theory. ^^ I read it several times in different places. :)

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, but you were the one mentioning it here. You had clarified it up there, I was just pointing her back up to you.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here till Monday.

FF7 was my major fandom pre-FMA and somedays I think that I know 7 better than FMA! ^.^

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Why do people always say its my fault? It's NEVER my fault! It's in my contract! *silly*

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Same reason people're always blaming me for their bunny problems! Geez, don't they know it's not my fault? *grins*

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, I don't get bunnies from you. I have enough epic problems with out them!

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

That's only because we don't talk that much. *grins* Seriously, I've been told I need that icon you have. *grins*

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I suppose so. I bunny Kiraya all the time. Drives her nuts.

That icon was the first one I ever made and I still love it. ^^

Obviously we should combine forces and just leave random theories in Icedark's comments to drive her insane.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

I'm the same way with Tir-Synni. And Ice-dark, to a lesser extent.

It's so kickass. *grins*

I agree with that statement. Where should we begin?

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Well, Tir's latest has been quite good, so that's all good. And the Boss is just subject to it - have her tell you FMA day stories some time.

Well, there's always Cloud's dad. He's fun to play with. But first I have to go put groceries away.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

^___________^ We thank you. We've worked hard on that one.

Oh yes, lots and lots of exploration with that one. There's gotta be a reason Cloud and his mother were outcast in Nibelhiem and I won't even get into the whole "What if it was the origins of the mother that caused it.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

*ahem* How 'bout this:

Cloud's dad was a Turk, who was going looking for his mentor and friend, Vincent Valentine when he found clues in Midgar that pointed to good old mount Nibel and headed out there. (Maybe Cloud's mom was a short fling abd he left afterwards. Maybe they got married and he faked his death to hang out with his beloved only to later die at the hands of Shinra.) Cloud, knowing only that his father was from Midgar, sets out to look for him. Joins Turks or SOLDIERs, maybe.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Oh! Or he's a Soldier/soldier that came to help the scientists as they worked with Sephiroth during Seph's younger years. During the down time, he met up with Cloud's mother and they hooked up.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

And if he was a Turk, he'd have had to be a friend of Vincent, as Vincent himself wasn't exactly that old when he was in Nibelhiem. At least he certainly doesn't seem that way during Dirge. Vincent back then was very much a kicked puppy over Lucy. ^__^

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

That works too. :)

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

*hasn't played DoC at all, so couldn't say that*

Hm...or maybe he was a linguist specializing in decoding the Cetra language and focuses on translating their spell works, which in turn was left to Cloud. That could be fun to play with.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Either way, he was part of Shinra. ^__^ Though, how did he die then? I can't really see him snuffing it because the wildlife got too frisky. ... perhaps he was helping 'tutor' Sephiroth and the training went wrong?

Seph: *parryattack* ... woops.
Cloud's dad: ..... ouch *dies*
Seph: ;__; I didn't mean to?
Hojo: .... more training is needed. *snuffles off*

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Hm...but if THAT happened, Hojo would know of Cloud's existence, I'm sure. Which in turn would lead to some interesting things.

Hojo: ....OOOH. LET'S REDO THE CHAOS EXPERIMENT!
Cloud: ...mew?

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Oooooo. *grins* And Cloud had worked on it while he grew up, for lack of anything better to do. And after the game, when he remembers himself, he remembers what he knew.

Cloud: Ohshit, Aerith could have used this information! Why couldn't I have remembered for her! *emos* I'm useless.

[bard-linn.livejournal.com]

Aeris, in the lifestream: *pulls out Princess Guard and whaps him of the head* NO MORE EMO YOU.

Zack:...hey, you got the spell for resurection and genderswitch in there? Because seriously, this fandom doesn't have enough Yuri.

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Oh I donno, if she wasn't that pregnant to begin with, he wouldn't really be showing that much interest, and Seph would have been moved to Midgar soon after because he didn't spend that much time in Nibelhiem. He barely remembered it after all, and for someone with his memory, he can't have been there for long.

Hojo'd done one Chaos project already, I think he'd try something new.

She's going to hate us for this, isn't she? *grins*

[artimusdin.livejournal.com]

Cloud: .... I found something like that, yes. *still has far too much Zack in him*
Zack: *revived* .... this so totally wasn't what I meant Cloud.
Aerith: *revived* *giggles* But you make such a cute girl Zack!