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Lobsterbaby!
Abandoned by his parents at the Walmart lobster tank, Lobsterbaby was taken in by friendly crustaceans and raised as one of them. Years later, after his adoptive family was sold and boiled alive, Lobsterbaby now takes his place in the human world, saving innocent lives from all aspects of the world. Human and crustacean.
*cracks up* Oh man, I can't believe I finished that. I roamed around work all day yesterday going "Lobsterbaby" at my coworkers, who would crack up at it. At least the ones who had heard the page.
*cues the explanation* At work yesterday, one of the people did the following page.
"If you have left your child by the lobster case in the meat department, please come back to the case. If you have left your infant next to the lobster case, please return to the lobster case."
Turns out some parents had left their baby, who was in a carseat, in a cart being watched by their other child. And this other child wasn't very old either, and wandered away, leaving the baby by itself.
It almost beats the day I had a customer wander up to me and tell me that there was a baby in the domestics department all alone in a stroller. No people, but a stroller. Was the same situation as well. Guy had let two of his nine daughters push the baby around, and they both had gotten distracted. *rolls eyes* People are so careless.
But.... Lobsterbaby! *sniggers again* Funny in a horrible, horrible way.
Abandoned by his parents at the Walmart lobster tank, Lobsterbaby was taken in by friendly crustaceans and raised as one of them. Years later, after his adoptive family was sold and boiled alive, Lobsterbaby now takes his place in the human world, saving innocent lives from all aspects of the world. Human and crustacean.
*cracks up* Oh man, I can't believe I finished that. I roamed around work all day yesterday going "Lobsterbaby" at my coworkers, who would crack up at it. At least the ones who had heard the page.
*cues the explanation* At work yesterday, one of the people did the following page.
"If you have left your child by the lobster case in the meat department, please come back to the case. If you have left your infant next to the lobster case, please return to the lobster case."
Turns out some parents had left their baby, who was in a carseat, in a cart being watched by their other child. And this other child wasn't very old either, and wandered away, leaving the baby by itself.
It almost beats the day I had a customer wander up to me and tell me that there was a baby in the domestics department all alone in a stroller. No people, but a stroller. Was the same situation as well. Guy had let two of his nine daughters push the baby around, and they both had gotten distracted. *rolls eyes* People are so careless.
But.... Lobsterbaby! *sniggers again* Funny in a horrible, horrible way.