Would someone tell my brain that I don't want to write a Roy/Hawkeye/Ed/Al fic? I'm not even sure on how I could get that quartet to live together, let alone bedding one another. Roy/Ed/Al, I can do. Roy/Hawkeye, I can do. Other possiblities I can do are Roy/Ed, Ed/Al, and, maybe, with enough effort, Hawkeye/Ed. *attempts to drive the bunnies back with fire. they simply inhale the flames and get bigger*
Poodoo.
Someone, help me!
Poodoo.
Someone, help me!