icedark_elf: (NB-Sephiroth)
icedark_elf ([personal profile] icedark_elf) wrote2007-05-13 11:15 pm

Fic: Discussion (FFVII, Cloud, Sephiroth, PG)

Title: Discussion
Author: GW Katrina aka [livejournal.com profile] icedark_elf
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] forgottenlover
Series: Bribe Fic for [livejournal.com profile] dogmatix_san
Wordcount: 237
Rating: PG
Warnings: Wiggly bits and crossdressing. Writing experiment.
Summary: Sephiroth and Cloud have a talk.



“Why am I doing this?”

“Because you have to, Sir.”

“Strife...why are we at this party?”

“Because we need to get to the lab, and the easiest way, according to you and Zack, was to sneak through this party.”

“Why am I in a -dress-? Why aren’t you? You are the smaller one.”

“Sir, please don’t hiss at me. You are in the dress because I, unlike you, don’t have extra limbs to hide.”

“Why isn’t Zack in the dress?”

“Because you wouldn’t give us the codes to get in, and we need the codes to keep from getting dead. Well, you would be fine. I would be shot a million times.”

“This is a very...full dress.”

“You have lots of tentacles, Sir. One of which is on my legs and should probably be hidden before someone notices it.”

“I feel like an idiot.”

“Don’t worry, Sir. Zack will make sure you never forget this.”

“Strife, remind me to throw you out a window later.”

“I will. Because now it’s only a matter of time before Zack tries to stick me in a dress.”

“In that case, don’t worry. I won’t let anyone else kill you.”

“Sir, that is the most evil thing I’ve ever heard anyone say.”

“If I have to live with Zack mocking me forever for wearing a dress, so do you.”

“I hate you, Sir.”

“Good. Now my vengeance is complete.”

[identity profile] artimusdin.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers* And now the true reason Nibelhiem burned. And it wasn't because of some blue-skinned alien! It was all because Zack never held to that "promise" of getting Cloud in a dress. *sniggers*

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Who know? But I don't blame him for being mad about not getting to see Cloud in a dress.

[identity profile] artimusdin.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't either! Cloud in a dress is a lovely, lovely thing! He's still the prettiest, after all. *beams*

[identity profile] pyrotechnik.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Yay for the wriggly bits!

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Whee wigglies!

[identity profile] pegunicent.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Dress! -keels over in giggle fit-

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
No dying. *fixes and grins*

Seph=so not pleased in my head.

[identity profile] yuenoclow.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 10:23 am (UTC)(link)
*snerkchokedies*

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
*keeps killing people with this. flails*

Glad you liked it so well.

[identity profile] the-perkygoff.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*Snerk*

I absolutely adore this exchange. Like, all of it. But especially the:

“Strife, remind me to throw you out a window later.”
“I will. Because now it’s only a matter of time before Zack tries to stick me in a dress.”


Because he would remind him... probably whilst everyone is naked and has Seph all worked up.

Tsk, tsk... see General? If you just put some faith in your second and gave him the pass codes...

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Seph is scowling cause he knows it's his own fault.

I still like the bit where he's got a wiggly around Cloud's legs and Cloud is all "Put it away, sir"

[identity profile] the-perkygoff.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously, Seph, keep it in your pants... erm, skirt.

[identity profile] kemis.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
*points and laughs so hard she falls off the chair*

WIN!

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

[identity profile] lemmings-live.livejournal.com 2007-05-14 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
He he he...the important question is...what colour dress is Sephy wearing?

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Probably something to match his eyes.

[identity profile] jessara40k.livejournal.com 2007-05-15 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't it be a different colour, to distract attention from his eyes?

[identity profile] ladynero.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
*cackles* Trust Zack to get Seph in a dress and saddle him with Cloud who has to *explain* everything to Seph as to *why* he's in a dress to begin with....

Zack's evil that way.

[identity profile] icedark-elf.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Seph's so not happy because he knows it's his own fault he's in said dress. And he's sure, somehow, Zack has taken pictures.

I honestly thing he's more distressed over the dress than the tentacles.

Oh, gods, no, I don't need a crossdressing Seph in my head!

[identity profile] ladynero.livejournal.com 2007-05-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
The bad part?

You just *know* Zack got Aeris to help him shop for Seph.......