You might be a weepy uke if....

[icedark_elf]

This idea came from pretentioustfu, who does come up with plenty of really cool things. And, because she inspired me, I'm seeing what you guys have to offer. Cause I know we're all crackheads of the finest order.


If you go from looking like a normal 14/15/16/17 year old male to the body of possibly female eight year old in doujins, you might be a weepy uke.

If you find yourself going "no, no, no, yes, more, harder", you might be a weepy uke.

....this goes double if you are a virgin. Or it's supposedly a rape fic.


If you go from being the badass who can kick most peoples asses to the pretty, pretty princesss of do nothing but wring your hands, you might be a weepy uke.


There are more, but I don't wanna end up copying her list. So, anyone else got some they'd like to add?

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[alydhe.livejournal.com]

You might be a weepy uke if your eyes grow 3 sizes larger than their canon size.

You might be a weepy uke if you suddenly shrink to a foot or more shorter than your 'seme'.

You might be a weepy uke if you angst secretly and/or engage in self injury for no better reason than, "they don't understand"

You might be a weepy uke if your eyes glisten, shine, twinkle, or fill with tears more than three times in a single paragraph.

[alydhe.livejournal.com]

Oh yea, I thought of another one.

You might be a weepy uke if you have ever uttered the word "uwaa" in bed.

If I had a nickle for every doujinshi I'd seen that in I'd be Rumiko Takahashi.