This was why she knew she didn't want to tell them. Really.

"I bet a week of dishes that it's mine."

"Ha! Two weeks of laundry says it's mine."

Then she smiled.

"Well, I take those bets," she said smootly, enjoying the looks of confusion on Ichigo and Renji's faces. "And I win, because I know for a fact the baby is mine."

And with that, she walked off.